(I know what you’re thinking and no, it’s not the King of Pop. This is Michael Jackson from the world of beer. The King of Hops if you will.)
Picture one of those skinny, hardcover books you read as a child to learn about dinosaurs or outer space and you have Beer in a nutshell. The book is stuffed with large, easy to read font, step-by-step descriptions of the beer making process and pictures of just about everything. It is idiot proof. Instead of discovering the life cycles of a black hole, little children could easily learn how to brew a barely wine with this book. I, however, will pour over it with more fervor than a law student and keep it as a handy reference book, conveniently having it on my person at all times.
Content with my find, I went to pay for my treasure. After leaving the cash register, I flipped to the front cover and found this inscription:
Brady, I don’t know who you are, but your father seems like an awesome fellow and I can’t believe you sold this book! Next time I’m I Boston I hope to find you in a lame sports bar chugging Bud Light so I can kick your ass.
5 comments:
Brady's dead. His broken-hearted girlfriend sold his books so that she could pay for his funeral
looking down on Bud Light drinkers...pretentious much?
Once I meet a Bud Light fan who drinks the beer for a reason other than calorie content or the fact that he can pound ten of them and "not feel a thing," I will have no qualms.
maybe he's a recovering alcoholic.
bud light's greatest purpose is found in the game of beer pong. It goes down easily and tastes infinitely better that other "easy" beers like keystones or naturals. furthermore, it is a very sociable beer. drinking a bud light at a bar gives of an "i'm one of the guys" vibe. unlike the "hey girls, don't even bother approaching me, i'm drinking a chimay blue so i'm clearly better than you" vibe. moreover, most bars offer specials on bud light bottles. generally for the price one pays, bud light's quality isn't half bad.
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